LAZER

pugeez, anonymous:

I love this band. I love their crow. I love their speedo's.

ch0, anonymous:

Interesting. This profile looks just odd enough to pique my interest and prompt a tune download. I'll be back...

pugeez, anonymous:

Lazer is so cool and lekker. I wish they remove the 4th veil of banality that suffocates the Portland music scene and visit us. Lazer we have plenty of speedo and kraut and bird food for crow.

pugeez, anonymous:

Laver u r sexy and so luscious,

I go to bed every night with Hammel speedo tucked neatly under my pillow. I stole it by distracting him-- I posed as mad customer who found a pube in his kraut while my weiner dog, ella worthington, snatched the "goods" out of his puma duffle bag.

I so lucky to love Lazer and have a wonderful weiner dog.

pugeez, anonymous:

Dear Lazer,

I ate Chuckie Cheese yesterday and was driving to LA. I thought I was safe but unfortunately when I squeeze my air biscuit a little apple butter came along with it. But to my surpise and the lady's too, when I took my speedo off that night after a fun time of jigging at the Viper Room there it was...in the encrusted "apple butter" a profile of Keinhorst right in the crotch of the speedo. I must be you number one fan. Lazer you rock steady.

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LAZËR, anonymous:

Thankz 4 sharing. Make your friendz download Let Me Dance You from iTunes so we can come do the show in L.A.

pugeez, anonymous:

Dear Lazer,

I am in Philadelphia. It must be the gayest city in the world. It is so gay that the women look like men. But your song, "dance for racism" has made me sympathetic to what I cannot understand. U'zzz da best, Lazer.

rellerell, anonymous:

lol, you guys are hilarious. Interesting website

pugeez, anonymous:

Dear Lazer,

I just listened to your Maverick tune. It was so inspiring, that I laced up my chuckie's and head to the Wallace Park (that's where AC Green and Bill "get him off HD" Walton street balled it back in the day) to get me game on. With only wearing on chuckies and a speedo and having your B-Ball anthem in my brian I gained the respect of my fellow ballers and a few of the ladies sunning themselves in the park with my skills and physique. You is the bomb Lazer come to Portland and Play at the DougFir.

Pugeez

PS it would be easier to write a song about the Blazers since Blazer rhythm with Lazer. But they suck as equally as you are supreme

Skylar, anonymous:

Laz, it's sky. Congrats on all of your success, now tell people we exist!

pugeez, anonymous:

Dear Lazer,

Its me again, your number one fan west of the Serrias. My travels have been abundant these last few months. And everywhere I go I spread the word of Lazer and a few legs of women overcome by the euphonous twinklings of yous musik. Call me Johnny Appleseed or Wilt Chamberlin (readers choice- word, power to the people) I am spreading the word of Lazer, like the Dutch do peanutkass. Please come to Portland and spin your talents at da Doug Fir soon.