So April and I were watching VH1's World Series of Pop Culture while brunching this morning. (Two unrelated points: 1. My woman makes a mean frittata. 2. The questions on that show are silly easy.)

Anyway, there's this team of schmoes from Ohio who look like they haven't seen sunlight in a decade -- they go by the name "Lazer Wolf." Complete with the "z." When asked where the name came from, they say that "nothing's cooler than a wolf that shoots lasers out of its eyes."

Lazer Crow. Do your worst.