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IKEA FAQ

Square Pegs

Published: August 5, 2007

For game geeks who have fought the crowds at Frisco's Ikea store: IKEA WALKTHROUGH v2.3.1

A sample from the Level 2 Showrooms:

You start this world armed only with a UNIVERSAL FURNITURE-ASSEMBLY ALLEN WRENCH. This is the weakest weapon in IKEA: You will have to hit a person 16 times with it to kill them. So your primary goal in this level is to find more lethal means of dispatching your enemies.

As you enter the SHOWROOM, perform a rolling dodge to the left. Grab a free PAPER TAPE MEASURE and a handful of IKEA EMBLAZONED GOLF PENCILS from the kiosk near the entryway. The PENCILS serve quite well as ranged weapons, but it will take some time to master their use. Before venturing further in the world, stand at the kiosk and practice hurling GOLF PENCILS at patrons as they enter the SHOWROOM. Remember: Hitting the eyes does triple damage.

(Hat tip to our friends at Roundho.us)

Published: August 5, 2007

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David Gouldin Verified

Note: you may increase your chances of a strike by shouting Swedish words when launching GOLF PENCILS:

"mellanmjölk!" "vattenpuss!" "smorgasbord!"

1 year, 3 months ago ( Link to this comment | Suggest removal )

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