The good folks over at Celebrity Bakery wanted us to post a press release about their 4th of July offering. Normally, I have to suggest bribery, but before I could, they offered to send over cookies, cupcakes, and fruit all colored red, white, and blue in the spirit of Independence Day.

Basically, my point is that if you don't order some 4th of July snackery from your nearby Celebrity Bakery, you probably hate liberty. And you really don't want to be "that guy."

Here is the full list of Celebrity's USA offerings:

Below is a list of the special red, white and blue items available in July.

American Flag Sugar Cookies, $2.75 each**

Celebrity’s famous sugar cookies, topped with red, white and blue butter cream icing



Red, White and Blue Cupcakes, $1.95 each**

Red velvet cupcakes topped with vanilla butter cream icing and fresh blueberries



Chilled Blueberry Soup, Cup $3.50**

Chilled blueberry soup with yogurt and garnished with mint and fresh blueberries



Fresh Berry Spinach Salad, $7.95**

Fresh spinach tossed with blackberry vinaigrette and topped with juicy strawberries and blueberries, mandarin oranges and toasted almonds



Chocolate Raspberry Cupcakes, $1.95 each**

Red velvet cupcakes with raspberries, topped with chocolate butter cream icing and a raspberry with mint leaf



Blueberry Cream Cupcakes, $1.95 each

White cupcakes topped with a blueberry-vanilla and fresh blueberries



All American Pie, Whole $14.50**

All American Pie, Slice $2.95

Homemade graham cracker crust filled with cream cheese mixture and topped with fresh strawberries and blueberries



Fresh Strawberry Pie, Whole $16.50

Fresh Strawberry Pie, Slice $2.95

Homemade pie crust filled with fresh strawberries, smothered in a strawberry glaze and topped with vanilla butter cream icing and a mint leaf



Strawberry Ice Box Pie, Whole $16.50

Strawberry Ice Box Pie, Slice $2.95

Homemade pie crust filled with strawberries, smothered in a strawberry glaze and topped with whipped cream.



Blueberry Ice Box Pie, Whole $16.50

Blueberry Ice Box Pie, Slice $2.95

Homemade pie crust filled with blueberries, smothered in a blueberry glaze and topped with whipped cream.



Cinnamon Raisin French Toast, $5.95**

Cinnamon raisin bread dipped in an egg mixture and grilled, then topped with fresh strawberries and blueberries and served with blueberry cream



Chocolate Covered Strawberries, $1.95 each**

Long stem strawberries dipped in chocolate and vanilla almond bark



Fresh Berries and Cream, $3.25**

Fresh strawberries topped with vanilla almond cream, sweet blueberries and toasted almonds



Strawberry Banana Smoothie, $3.99

Lowfat vanilla yogurt blended with a whole banana, strawberries and green tea



Blueberry Banana Smoothie, $3.99

Lowfat vanilla yogurt blended with a whole banana, blueberries and green tea



Raspberry Banana Smoothie, $3.99

Lowfat vanilla yogurt blended with a whole banana, raspberries and green tea