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Posted By Alan Cohen in Square Pegs on July 18, 2007
Someone clearly spent a great deal of time putting this scenario together, so I figured we should at least post it. Apparently if a giant tornado hit downtown Dallas, it would result in 1,000 deaths, 15,000 injured, 30,000 destroyed buildings, 40,000 homeless, and roughly 5,000,000 in damages...and it would look like this:
Point being, don't antagonize the tornadoes.
Dallas mayor’s church of choice causing flap in LGBT circles
Or a mayor who, at the very least, doesn't attend an organization that perpetuates misunderstanding and generalized hate towards LGBT people
Launching it softly, with this post
I just realized that links in comments are styled to look just like text, which might cause some people to miss out on my hilarity.
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Personally, I think the music choice is top notch. It really gets you in the tornado mood. And I bet that's what the Dallas tornado would sound like, since we're cool and better than everyone.
aBray85 Anonymous
2 years, 4 months ago
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I'll have a fabulous view when this happens from my 23rd floor patio.
Living and dying in the CBD.
Good Times.
Lisa Lawrence Merritt Verified
2 years, 4 months ago
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I can't let this pass without a reference to one of my favorite WKRP in Cincinnati episodes:
from http://zvbxrpl.blogspot.com/2006_03_2...
(During a tornado, the only emergency warning Les can find is about an impending Russian invasion, so he substitutes the word "tornado" for "Russian")
LES: The city of Cincinnati has just been attacked by the godless... tornadoes! Citizens are advised to arm themselves immediately! If you see a tornado in your area, please call 555-WKRP to keep us appraised of any enemy tornado movements.
Scott Miller Verified
2 years, 4 months ago
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Finally, the Cotton Bowl gets a good thorough cleaning. Don't worry, Chuck Norris will save us. That's definitely "Lone Wolf McQuaid" quality music.
bluesdfw Anonymous
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GREATNESS! All I keep hearing is, "Auntie Em, Auntie Em... I'll get you my pretty and your little dog too!"
Cantonson Anonymous
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the music reminds me of a Bruce Campbell movie.
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eastside Anonymous
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