Last week an Internet rumor, started by these losers, said George Michael and Kenny Goss were going to give up all their money and assets to a mysterious blogger named Remarkable. This giveaway would include the Goss Gallery. All the money and stuff would go to a charity started by this Remarkable fellow:

"For the next year, the gallery will remain open, and keep the same name. Gallery staff will be offered small retention bonuses if they stay until March next year. Remarkable hasn’t ruled out turning the gallery into an office, if he finds himself spending a lot of time in Dallas at the Highland Park home he is shortly to take over from George and Kenny."

I contacted the Goss Gallery and asked, more or less: Hey, ah, is this true or am I a gullible ass? I really didn't need to ask if it was true. I could have asked them if I'm a gullible ass, no alternative. But way, way, WAY on back in the dark Carlsbad Cavern that is my mind, past the Big Room, past the old, decayed rope ladder to Level 2, past Level 1, past the Hall of the White Giant, past all the tourist stuff until you get to the part that no human has ever seen - in THAT part of my mind I thought, "Man, what if George and Kenny have just gone totally insane?" I mean, that site linked above has had legit George Michael news in the past.

Turns out this was just a careless whisper. George Michael sang about this kind of hot potato a long time ago, and I should have listened to the message more.