Hounds Mounds Pooper Scoopers get the “poop outta your lives”
Posted By Chad Jones in Square Pegs on September 7, 2007
Hounds Mounds is a "pet waste cleanup and disposal service" out of Texas and Oklahoma who will proudly "SCOOP YOUR POOP!"
Aside from offering a slew of fecal euphemisms—poopie piles, dog logs, land mines, or hounds mounds—their website also sells T-shirts in two colors.
"Give us a call to schedule an appointment, or flag down one of our trucks to come get the poop outta your lives and into our disposal truck." These are professionals, ladies and gentlemen.
Will they clean up Downtown?
Lisa Lawrence Merritt Verified
2 years, 2 months ago
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Trust me...downtown needs these folks.
The city made me put a fence up around my dumpster behind our building. (It's a downtown ordinance, I guess no one is supposed to know that businesses have trash) So now, all the street bums use the small space between the dumpster and the fence to...well, I'm just surprised the city didn't make me stock it with tissue. So now I keep a shovel at the club. Owning a business downtown is so glamorous.
Rick Yost Verified
2 years, 2 months ago
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Sorry! I had to vent.
Rick Yost Verified
2 years, 2 months ago
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