Seems folks can't get enough of a.) the Equine Graveyard and b.) contests:
Dallas deviant dialogist (who admits to having contributed Op-Eds to the Darth Vader DMN) Rawlins Gilliland is marshaling other loyal Pegasusian Republic Readers to follow his lead: Marshalling the masses to join his verbal brawl in tribute to the First Annual Pegasus Beaten-to-a Pulp Dead Horse Threads Pegasus has had to bury.
Winners will be given a bootlegged copy of Britney Spears’ VMA pantomime dance stumble. Or something special to be announced. Entries must ne posted before Sunday night Sept.16 midnight. Judging will be conducted over Blue Moon drafts somewhere between Grand Prairie and Garland.
The Rules Are:
Combine all of the Dead Horse thread topics into a 75 word or less diatribe.
Rawlins’ own first dead horse out of the chute entry example:
“In plain ENGLISH …the LANGUAGE of America!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1(props to txcutie) The NY Mets are to baseball what pit bulls are to dog breeds and Avi Adelman is to Lower Greenville. They kill more people than smoking guns. At least guns are allowed to smoke… unlike DALLAS Marlboro KZPS-hating country music fans. That’s the sin, not homosexuality, although the Christian Right is taking over and making cops shoot our good kids who want to see porn but not Clay Aiken.
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Rawlins Gilliland Verified
Counting on some 'Daily Show Eat Your Onion Heart Out' entries here. Make no mistake: The idea is to synopsize-spoof the outraged/outrageous puff-the-magic-dragon wild=assed 'Duh' and 'Huh?' posts these dozen immortal Dead Horse threads engendered.
And if you were witness to some of the posts when active, pretty much any (including my and your?) seismic satire is mild compared to what actually erupted from the Volcanic (Vulcanic?) Pegasus fault lines.
Toss on a moldy Bon Jovi CD singing 'It's My Life' thinking Sanjaya. Re-live the recent Pastor Simons cancelled burial of the gay sibling in Arlington? Recall the other summer zombie; the Oak Point (where the hell IS Oak Point?) passes 'English Only' ordinance?
Show your brilliance! Like Britney's fresh as jello flesh-flash in Vegas. Make Tommy Lee look relevant. Rise to the occasion like a teenage boy uploading porno.
Go Pegasusians! One, two, three..........BAM! (Sound of car backfiring)
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