Newspapers, guns and money
Posted By Mike Orren in Square Pegs on December 11, 2008
(With apologies to Warren Zevon.)
One of our ad reps was just on the phone with a group that puts on events where firearms and blades are sold.
She just learned that after years of advertising with a certain local daily newspaper, to the tune of tens of thousands of dollars per year (easily enough to pay for a cub reporter), they were told by that newspaper that they could no longer name those products in their advertising.
Make all the arguments for civic responsibility you like-- this is an event that's perfectly legal and held on city-owned property. We'll happily run their ads, and at a fraction of the cost they were paying. If they want to go all-in, I'll give knives to our most active users. I believe they have the intellect and restraint to use them legally and properly -- unlike newspaper readers who apparently are ill-bred savages who can't be trusted with a map to a gun show.
Hope that paternalistic stance is a comfort when your stock drops below a plug nickel.

Pavel Lishin, says:
<i>I believe they have the intellect and restraint to use them legally and properly</i>
That's a lie, and we both know it!
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Mike Orren, says:
<s><i>I believe they have the intellect and restraint to use them legally and properly</i></s>
Ed: I have no specific knowledge of crimes they may or may not be committing. And that's good enough for any "small l" libertarian.
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Mike Orren, says:
Hmm... even more new sponsors:
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John Meyer, says:
I don't get what all this fuss is about.
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Scott Doyle, says:
I'll happily accept your weapon of choice, Miko.
However, I advise against transporting them anywhere but the cargo area of your vehicle. =p
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David Goodspeed, says:
Carry em anywhere you like in Texas in your vee-hickle, so long as they remain out of sight. (H.B. 1815)
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alexander troup, says:
I Dont own a gun, have dug up some antique ones, bullets, seen the affects of what they can do, and the kind of raging people who do own them......why are they so dangerous...because, they have life and death in their grip and fools and wise men have had to use them for the fate of a situation.....until then..A/T, Rubber Band Gun.
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pabloindallas, says:
Alexander T, post this notice by your doorbell:
"We're unarmed. Please don't hurt us."
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alexander troup, says:
I wont hurt anyone and thanks for the reminder...I am in the dark about this city and handgun use, having had a few in my face and realizing, it takes a good shrink to get one out of your face....A/T, My doorbell is your mail box.
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