The more common consequences of an unkempt desk include ridicule and perhaps lowered job security.
But in this case, clutter (coupled with neglect and a bit of curiosity followed by sincere forgetfulness) can hurt those we love. Our produce.

This banano was left to wither on the shelf above my desk for far too long.


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Mike Bullock Staff
Is that the same banana you sat on in your car?
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Scott Doyle Verified
Thanks for that mental image, Mike.
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Pavel Lishin Verified
I vote you eat it. How else will you learn to not waste food?
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Collin Gouldin Verified
my boss has a few (around 12) mugs of that have been sitting around growing things ... the oldest one has been there at least two years.
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Chris Curotolo Staff
You should wrap it in that pizza that was on your desk for 3 months and eat them both.
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David Gouldin Staff
And then wash it down with a shake.
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Jason Rice Verified
Lord, Chad! How many times must you be told, the closest thing to organic that should get near your computer desk is your IT guy.
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