[Consult your neurologist if prolonged cognitive dissonance arises when trying to resolve the fact that these poetic, dreamy odes of love are topped off with overt references to female genitals]
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[Consult your neurologist if prolonged cognitive dissonance arises when trying to resolve the fact that these poetic, dreamy odes of love are topped off with overt references to female genitals]
Props to Ol' Dirty Wilonsky.
March 10, 2008
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Billusa99 Anonymous
Brandon, meet Elizabeth. Liz is kinda cute.
Today's word starts with the letter "G." Let her know how she can come to care about you and your feelings. Put her on the spot.
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Pavel Lishin Verified
Those priceless memories that Elizabeth has come with some pretty hefty price tags.
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Chad Jones Staff
Frank Librio, a public information officer for Dallas City Hall, wrote to clarify that the City of Dallas "has nothing to do with this."
Right. The reference wasn't aimed at the actual governmental entity but more the uh amorphous collective business minds who think this is clever. Either way, the title is now changed. DowntownDallas.org is in fact the brains behind your D-SPOT (ew).
4 months, 2 weeks ago ( Link to this comment | Suggest removal )
Chad Jones Staff
Also, what the hell is "morning grit" and how could it "chase your eyes open"?
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Scott Doyle Verified
Isn't that what happens when bacteria near the d-spot becomes imbalanced?
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Lisa Lawrence Merritt Verified
OOhhhh mmmyyyy ggggaaawwddd! Doyle, wtf?!
We have plenty of grit Downtown but it comes from that concrete plant in Midlothian.
All I know is that I found my D-Spot and it has made all the difference in my life!
:b
4 months, 2 weeks ago ( Link to this comment | Suggest removal )
James Scott Verified
Not that I expected anything else, but is http://DowntownDallas.org and this whole D-spot thing pretty much the most failed campaign ever? I mean, it's not like that organization is tied to City Hall, so they don't have that excuse for being so pathetic.
Do people on those boards that approve and appropriate money for this sort of thing just have no clue what's an "Internet"?
Anyway, this was kind of a belated rant after visiting their site from an ad on this site today. Why publicize anything with broken links, old news, non-updated events/calendar (their current event is Earth Fest from April - and the only event listed on the calendar is an event at some Starbucks 15 miles from downtown). Oh, and don't forget the "page in development, check back soon..." pages. Soon, as in what, never? calming down now...
1 week, 4 days ago ( Link to this comment | Suggest removal )
Pavel Lishin Verified
Maybe they should have advertised on http://PegasusNews.com.
1 week, 3 days ago ( Link to this comment | Suggest removal )
TJ Callaway Verified
Is there an ointment for your D-Spot should it become inflamed?
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Mike Orren Staff
I can only assume that this renewed interest in the D-Spot campaign came via the ads that they are running with us.
Well, you know how we roll-- The comments are open regardless of the lucre. So let me just make an effort to turn this convo in a more constructive direction: You just got handed the keys to the marketing and promotion of Downtown Dallas. What do you do. What do you do?...
1 week, 3 days ago ( Link to this comment | Suggest removal )
Pavel Lishin Verified
I skip town, with a trunk full of liquor and a back-seat full of hookers.
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James Scott Verified
Yeah Mike - that's pretty much why I dredged this old topic up.
I guess I'd start by hiring someone to update the site with current (current, as in not 3 months old) events. There was a (presumably) huge event in downtown last week - Taste of Dallas - which http://DowntownDallas.org is a sponsor. Interestingly enough, it isn't mentioned on their site.
So, of course what I would do if I had control over http://Downtowndallas.org is to just have a redirect to Pegnews, if I couldn't find anyone to maintain my own site. ;)
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