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Merry KKKhristmas

Square Pegs

Published: November 18, 2008

Thanks to Ken Lowery from content partner The United Methodist Reporter, I now have the perfect Christmas gift for all the white supremacists I know -- a five foot tall cross that looks like it's on fire. Of course, since a Christian organization is selling it, I'm sure that wasn't their intention, but, as Lowery put it: "Did no one say 'um, wait a minute, guys...'?"

Published: November 18, 2008

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xdavidwattsx Anonymous

I want one! Nothing says xmas like a burning cross.

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mitzi74 Anonymous

xdavidwattsx-I see a wedding gift coming your way.

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p332361 Anonymous

mitzi74-are you going to re-gift the one you got?

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Alex Bentley Staff

I don't like all this hiding behind anonymous names -- reveal yourselves!

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sassathon Anonymous

I am so asking for one for Chanukah.

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alexander troup Verified

Some folk's can never grow up and just chill...

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pabloindallas Anonymous

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11 months, 3 weeks ago

Mike Orren Staff

Pablo, once is enough.

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alexander troup Verified

Problem's with old fashion Racisim, it is very old and outdated and evil....let's change the Channel please..

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viva_la_malcriada Anonymous

Unless they have matching, flame-retardant Grand Wizard robes to go with the burning cross - then sorry, no sale!

Honestly, what WERE these people thinking???

11 months, 3 weeks ago ( Link to this comment | Suggest removal )

Pavel Lishin Verified

"Unless they have matching, flame-retardant Grand Wizard robes to go with the burning cross - then sorry, no sale! "

You can always recycle the kids' ghost costumes from Halloween.

11 months, 3 weeks ago ( Link to this comment | Suggest removal )

alexander troup Verified

Call the Fire Department, this Cross is not safe......Anymore to anyone....Square peg.A/T

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littlekinder Anonymous

Stand alone - yeah, not so great. I did see one similar once that was positioned next to a lighted manger, and the effect was entirely different. Maybe people are planning to incorporate it...?

11 months, 3 weeks ago ( Link to this comment | Suggest removal )

mattk Anonymous

The last thing on these people's mind was probably burning crosses and the KKK. Stupid.

11 months, 3 weeks ago ( Link to this comment | Suggest removal )

vinnyv Anonymous

who knows. Could be that good ol fashion "Christian values" that the Bush family likes to promote.

You know, the kind that charges a exorbitant entrance fee at the front door of the mega-church to keep the trash and minorities out. Great Christians.

11 months, 3 weeks ago ( Link to this comment | Suggest removal )

alexander troup Verified

And the show will go on, someone please call the Fire Department this has been going for several days...

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mattk Anonymous

What the heck you talking about eyeball? You sayin' that the Obama family don't promote good ol fashion "Christian values" ? News to me that megachurches charge a poll tax. Now a speech fine and an action fine, those are comin'.

11 months, 2 weeks ago ( Link to this comment | Suggest removal )

alexander troup Verified

I can smell the smoke all the way over here, you better turn that white meat over it is burnt....

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mattk Anonymous

I smell roasted mutton.

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alexander troup Verified

Yes it does have a Anglo narrow Saxon smell to it..oh I Am from New York, my grandmother is from Cleburn texas..

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mattk Anonymous

The smoke's already effected your brain, get off the grill pronto if you wanna save yer hide.

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alexander troup Verified

I am on my way back to old liberal San Francisco, where hide matters,,bye bye...

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mattk Anonymous

If it feels good do it. I'll stick with the soft white hide of the ladies.

11 months, 2 weeks ago ( Link to this comment | Suggest removal )

alexander troup Verified

I Have my bags packed and I am getting ready to leave, dosent someone want me to put that fire out...before I go back to San Francisco.

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