I thought nothing could surpass the eye-searing wackiness of seeing Isabella Rossellini re-enact the mating rituals of insects. Oh, how wrong I was. Green Porno 2 has now hit the web, and this time Rossellini has taken on the sexual predilections of sea creatures.

Each of six short films have a certain level of poetry to them (Rossellini often ends abruptly), but the most memorable one by far is the whale (which, mysteriously, has disappeared from the site). Until its return, this picture should tell you exactly what to expect: