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Hammel hospitalized

Posted By Alan Cohen in Soundcheck on June 9, 2006

I received word that Hammel of beloved Rhineland group Lazer had been hospitalized. Apparently the eye of the Lazer crow malfunctioned and burned Hammel's crotch. Our thoughts are with you Hammel - crotch burn is the worst!

Luckily, it looks like Hammel will make a full recovery in time to perform at The Ticket's Summerbash on June 16th in Lewisville.

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Gregory says:

In related news, Robert Wilonsky and Sam Machkovech have both taken consectuive number twos.

Together.

In the same room.

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pugeez says:

I cry a river as big as the Rhine when I hear the bad news. There's nothing sadder and harder to clean off your teflon pan than burnt franks and beans. Boo Woo, Boo Woo.

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Lazer says:

I iz back and my crotch iz more healthy than everz!

Hammel

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