Did anyone else notice how badly Clarence Clemons struggled through the national anthem last night before the game? Playing only a handful of sixteen bar solos the same way note for note your entire career will not make you a great musician. And the sunglasses were unnecessary. And go back to the E Street Band. And even if you miss some notes, at least play the right notes in tune.

Wait wait wait. I'm sorry Clarence. I'm just in a bad mood from the game last night. I didn't mean to take it out on you. It was perhaps the most painful loss ever. I hope you understand my frustration Mr. Clemons. You can do better next time.