Giant kitty stuck on the roof of local elementary school
Posted By Alan Cohen in Soundcheck on November 1, 2006
As a lot of you know, in addition to running TexasGigs, we are also in the process of creating Pegasus News behind the scenes.
One of our many focuses with Pegasus will be local schools. In checking out the website for Bebensee Elementary School of Arlington ISD, we came across a very disturbing image. Apparently, a giant kitty is stuck on the roof. We have unconfirmed reports that the kitten's name is Mr. Mittens. Further, our sources tell us that Mr. Mittens has a lifelong fear of heights, making this situation even more serious.
This is not a joke, we did not doctor this photo. This is exactly the same official picture the school has on its homepage. Check it out here
Elizabeth Eshelman, says:
more breaking news from the same site. These guys:<img src="http://www.arlington.k12.tx.us/bebensee/Morris-Brothers.jpg"> will tell you what to do about a bully. (Blair, are you listening?)
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Blue Shoe Mike, says:
Yeah, that cat has been causing a lot of problems lately.
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Chad Jones, says:
Don't hurt him!
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BrandyKat, says:
More stolen "news." Alan can't tell the diff between a doctored photo and reality and reports everything he sees as real. Perhaps he thinks he's writing something humorous, but it's more an illustration of the folly of hiring relatives.
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Gary Cohen, says:
Hiring relatives? If you are referring to me, Alan and I are not related.
However, your point is well taken. We have reprimanded Alan accordingly for thinking that the giant cat on the roof of the school was real. I promise he won't make the same mistake again.
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Chad Jones, says:
Wait. I'm confused. Is Mr. Mittens all right?
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BrandyKat, says:
How sad for you, Gary. Having to deny your own relationship to save face. Actually, I wasn't talking about you. Never heard of you; don't care who you are. It was just a comment on the fact that the only way someone that incompetent and untalented could get a job is shared DNA.
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