Musician jokes
Posted By Alan Cohen in Soundcheck on September 5, 2006
Mike got me thinking about my favorite musician jokes. Here are my top 3
#3
Q: How many harmonica players does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Five - one to actually screw it in, and four to think about how Little Walter would have done it
#2
Q: What do you call a trombonist with a beeper?
A: An optimist
#1
Q: How many bass players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Zero - the pianist can do it with his left hand.
Sol, says:
I got one!
Q: What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend?
A: Homeless!
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Alan Cohen, says:
genius
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Mike Orren, says:
Alan-baiting...
There is a man on a boat that is in a shipwreck. The boat crashes on a jungle island and the man is greeted by natives. In the distance, he hears the sound of drums. He asks what the drums are for and the chief answers, "The drums must not stop." The man is forced to stay the night in the natives village. All through the night, the drums keep on going so he got no sleep at all during the night. He got up in the morning and went to the chief again, begging him to know why the drums couldn't stop. The chief answered, "Because, when drum solo stop, sax solo start."
Lots more here: http://gimp137.tripod.com/myfun.com/i...
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donandsue2, says:
What's the difference between a bass picker and a large pizza? The pizza can feed a whole family!
What do you say to a bass picker in a three piece suit? Will the Defendant please rise!
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