The great Triscuit debate
Posted By Alan Cohen in Soundcheck on September 11, 2006

I am a fan of Triscuits. I just think they are a highly underrated snack. Blair seems to think that they are only good with some sort of topping - preferably a cheese spread. I disagree. I feel like the Triscuit can stand on its on woven wheat virtues. Yet at the same time, its quite capable of being quite the supplement to the flavors of any topping you may fathom. If you ask me (which you did not), I say that the Triscuit is the king when it comes to snack versatility.

kevin says:
I'm with Alan on this one, though nothing is as good as a Cheez-It.
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Jesse Hughey says:
Nasty. It's like eating salty hay. They're OK with cheese or dip, though.
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Blair Lovern says:
So you've had salty hay with cheese, Jesse?
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Jesse Hughey says:
Yes, I was raised in a barn.
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Blair Lovern says:
I had no idea there were this many Triscuits.
<br>Original <br>Cheddar <br>Reduced fat <br>Low sodium <br>Rosemary & olive oil. <br>Thin Crisps - Original <br>Deli-style rye <br>Garden herb <br>Roasted garlic <br>Cracked Pepper & Olive Oil
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ChrisA says:
I am okay with triscuits. I agree, Cheez-its are the bomb, but for real...triscuits can very well stand on their own. High fives to you.
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Elizabeth Eshelman says:
triscuits are a travesty to the world of crackers. they are absolutely unpalatable without anything on them, and their palatability is even questionable with. down with triscuits! long live the the saltine!
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Jesse Hughey says:
Top 5 crackers, rated for topping and soup-dunking versatility as well as stand-alone flavor: 5. Keebler Club 4. Ritz 3. Kashi TLC Honey Sesame 2. Wheat Thins 1. Pepperedge Farm Distinctive Three Cracker
Bottom 5: 5. Carr's Table Water Crackers 4. Cheezits 3. Cheese Nips 2. Stoned Wheat crackers 1. Triscuit. Worst Cracker Ever.
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Mike Orren says:
Two words:
Melba.
Toast.
That is all.
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Alan Cohen says:
A TRISCUIT IS NOT A CRACKER - ITS WOVEN WHEAT!!! There, I have shot your premise to hell.
I bet ya'll think Fig Newtons are cookies.
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Blair Lovern says:
Pepperidge Farm Distinctive Three???? That's kinda fancy for someone who grew up in a barn.
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Jesse Hughey says:
It was a classy barn.
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Chad Jones says:
What a wonderfully slow news day.
P.S. Viva los Wheat Thins!
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Todd Maternowski says:
Whatever happened to Bacon Crackers? Do they even have those anymore?
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Blair Lovern says:
man, what the hell are bacon crackers?
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