Chad Jones
Chad Jones grew up in Mesquite where he was raised on Power Rangers and Push-Pops, once viciously bit his older brother on the back whilst imitating a spider, and went through puberty in the mid '90s. He attends the University of Texas at Dallas, majoring in Self-Deprecation with a minor in Disaffection. His idols include these guys.
He sometimes works for the AFI Dallas Film Festival, and perhaps one day they will compensate him for that in money form.Chad is rumored to have descended from a Mexican train conductor who was once hijacked by the infamous Pancho Villa.

Barbecue report: Dr Bell's Bar-B-Que in Dallas
Cf. http://escapehatchdallas.com/2009/11/...
Arbitration?