Cesar Cervantes
When: Saturday, Aug. 15, 2009, 7 p.m.
Where: Hyena's Comedy Night Club (Fort Worth / Sundance Square), 605 Houston Street, Fort Worth
Cost: $10 - $15
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Cesar is originally from El Paso, TX and is obsessed with stand-up and film. He's a consumer, hypocrite, and part-time Narcissist. He wants to save the world and take all the credit. He's Catholic most Sundays, a vegetarian except when no one's looking, love's a good feminist as long as she's thin, is a member of the Green Party but loves his car and can't remember the last time he recycled. He pretentiously refers to himself as American-Mexican, refuses to purchase Starbucks coffee... unless he happens to receive a gift card, will not wear name brand clothing... unless it's vintage of course, and is in a loving committed relationship... but will entertain other offers. He's been on TBS, performed at the Boston comedy Festival, and was named "one of the city's freshest funny men" by Where magazine.
Information from the venue.
Some nearby drink specials on Aug. 15th
- Razzoo's Cajun Cafe (Fort Worth / Sundance Square): 11 am - 2 am: $6 Coors Light pitchers
- J & J Blues Bar: 8:30 pm - 9:30 pm: $3 margaritas
- Malone's Pub: 10 am - 6 pm: $2.75 wells, $3.25 calls, $2.25 import bottles
- Crossroads Lounge: 11 am - 9 pm: $1 drafts, $2.50 longnecks, $2.75 wells
- Paddy Red's Irish Pub: 3 pm - 7 pm: $3 wells, $2.75 pints, $5 pitchers, $3.25 Long Islands
Some nearby restaurants
- Mambo's Tapas Cantina
- Daddy Jack's (Fort Worth)
- 7th Street Grill
- Bob's Steak & Chop House (Fort Worth)
- Ferre Ristorante & Bar (Fort Worth)
Some nearby events on Aug. 15th
- Adonis Rose, Scat Jazz Lounge, 9 p.m.
- Ringling Bros. and Barnum & Bailey: Over the Top, Fort Worth Convention Center, 5:30 p.m.
- Cesar Cervantes, Hyena's Comedy Night Club (Fort Worth / Sundance Square), 9 p.m.
- Incorruptible, Circle Theatre, 3 p.m.
- Sam Shade -- A Detective Musical, Jubilee Theatre, 8 p.m.
Event posted June 8, 2009
Last updated June 8, 2009
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