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Southlake company launches Christian energy drink

Southlake company 1in3trinity announced on Nov. 28 that it will soon make available what it claims to be the first faith-inspired energy drink.

Southlake company 1in3trinity announced on Nov. 28 that it will soon make available what it claims to be the first faith-inspired energy drink. That's a shaky claim, of course, because every other energy drink depends on the faith of consumers that a few milligrams of vitamins and less caffeine than a couple cups of coffee will actually have a discernible effect on the body.

Nutritional information and ordering information are available at the company's Web site .

The Apostle Paul was not available for comment, but we can't help but wonder if he'd have approved using the term "fruit of the spirit" as a marketing pun.



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Brad Williamson, says:

If all the caffeine from this Jesus-juice gives me a heart attack, and my spirit doesn't end up in Heaven, can I get my money back?

What do you think?

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