Monday, August 13, 2007
Donna Mea doesn’t mess around when it comes to new guitarist guidelines
Donna Mea, a Christian screamo band out of Plano, is looking for a new guitarist and bassist to fill their lineup back up. Of course, it isn't exactly easy to get into the band. Not any sinning Sally from the street can join. There are guidelines and they are the following:
1) Must be Christian!... Having a relationship with Jesus. Guys this is a ministry, there is a lifestyle that goes along with that
2) Must have talent... Come on now
3) Must have prayed and are distinctively called to playing
4) Have pretty nice equip we have spent a lot of time and effort into ours, you should to (sic)!
5) We are not touring at this current moment, but we willsoon so weekend tours till about January or so
6) We are not against relationships, but separate (sic) them from the band. They watch, they can hang, and ya'll are seriouse (sic) enough they can tour with us, but band means band time!
7) Do not ask us to pay you!! We colectively (sic) work hard, and untill (sic) we start making awesome guaruntees (sic) you are just like us
8) No drugs... For real, the majority of this band is straight edge for Christ so have respect
9) If you live kinda far away like an hour or so we are cool with you joining, but you (sic) own transportation is needed
10) Pratice (sic) 2 to 3 times a week, and shows almost every weekend
11) Must be 18 and older and out of school, or in rare occasion (sic) you have awesome parents that are going to pull you out of school to tour with abunch (sic) of 20 yr old smelly guys and a beautiful girl
12) All extra drama you have leaves the moment you join the band!!
I wonder if it's all these rules that have made the ex-band member number greater than those actually left in the band. Then again, it could be their deplorable spelling. Who can tell?
Oh, I know who.
Posted by Erin
