Six Flags in Arlington looking to sell beer within park(s)

by PegNews wire

Here you go, that'll be $8.50.

Six Flags at Arlington and sister park Hurricane Harbor are in the process of obtaining liquor licenses that will allow them to sell beer, wine, liquor, hooch, booze, honch, alch, flurp, goose, geeze, gizzle, brew, batch, jam, jizzle, crunk juice, etc.

The process of getting the nector to your gaping mouth will involve many stages, including:

1) Six Flags must post a sign for 60 days informing the public of the forthcoming brew (Six Flags did this on Monday). 2) The TABC must accept the application; usually takes six to eight weeks. 3) If any legit protests against the move are made, there'll be a hearing. To protest call 817-451-9466.

As far as protests go, there will probably be one or two by parent groups. But really, considering the kind of people who are of legal age to drink and still enjoy going to Six Flags, things cannot get any worse.

Posted by Chad

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Brad LaRock, says:

The smells on a hot summer day especially after a couple of cocktails and a couple of jolts on the Superman Ride. All the roller coasters will be forced to have windshields so you're not hit with what the person in front of you can't hold down. Should be a great thing. Where will the showers be located...Hurricane Harbor?