Friday, December 28, 2007
Garland SWAT team to meet fans and eat meat
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Ladies and gentlemen of a certain orientation, I've got your weekend plans set: Members of the Garland SWAT team will be on hand at The County Line barbecue restaurant this Saturday, Dec. 29, from 5 to 8 p.m. signing copies of their 2008 calendar, which features 12 of their finest in less than professional attire. They'll also be talking about, you know, all that they do for the community, but who cares about that when you can ogle half-nekkid men while you're throwing down the Big Daddy Beef Rib Platter?
Speaking of the calendar, I especially like this month and this month: "Don't mind me, guys -- you just go about your business breaking down that mass murderer's door or shooting that kidnapper while I stand here showing off my guns."
Source: Garland Police Department
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UPDATE: Garland press liaison Chambra Chopin issued this 'heartfelt mission statement' from SWAT Lt. Buster Chong: “We're putting your money where our mouth is.” At press time, no one could be reached for further comment.
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