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Sunday, December 30, 2007

Chicago Tribune does inane story on Dallas stereotypes

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The fact that Dallas got one of three city-themed windows on Good Morning America (this was like a month ago, FYI) provoked the Chicago Tribune to stir from its stupor long enough to offer a reverie on our so-called "love-hate relationship with the TV show Dallas" and other stereotypes. Which the story drags out, sing along with me:

  • big hair
  • cowboys
  • JFK
  • J.R. Ewing. ("J.R. Ewing still casts a giant shadow over Dallas," it says.).

It also quotes someone from Southfork Ranch.

Did you know that "There's nary a cowboy to be found among the sleek new skyscrapers, funky lofts, airy museums and ritzy shopping malls that have sprouted here in the last decade."? Nary a cowboy to be found! Wow. Thanks for the recap, dude. How about a story on what "Windy City" means, or maybe an ode to deep-dish pizza? Jeez.

Posted by T.G.


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Scott Doyle Verified

Maybe I'll take off my spurs if I venture out to the other 49 states.

1 year, 10 months ago ( Link to this comment | Suggest removal )

Rawlins Gilliland Verified

As Dallas native, I'm outraged. Here, in rebuttal is Rawlins' list:

~~~ Silicone breast implants

~~~ Teeth bleached whiter than Imperial Pure Cane Sugar.

~~~ Hair bleached to match the sands of a Hawaiian beach. (It's how we commune with nature!)

~~~ Trophy wives that look like yesterday's call girl but wearing a honker ring.

~~~ A fake arrest DPD ticket (made of chocolate to add whimsy.)

Jeez

1 year, 10 months ago ( Link to this comment | Suggest removal )

Lisa Lawrence Merritt Verified

Rawlins: "yesterday's call girl"? More than likely a former stripper from The Men's Club or The Lodge.

Btw, there was a mullet sighting at the W during Texas-OU weekend. Of course, It probably came from across the Red River, but still.....

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Pavel Lishin Verified

Didn't know so many people came to gawk at the South Fork Ranch. I drive by it half the time when I go out to my parents' house.

1 year, 10 months ago ( Link to this comment | Suggest removal )

Scott Doyle Verified

Yeah, certainly never looks like there are over 800 people there daily.

And I didn't realize Wylie is considered a Dallas suburb.

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