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Wednesday, February 7, 2007 , Updated 1:49 p.m., February 20, 2007

UPDATED: Killer juice finds a victim at Southlake Central Market

No, this is not the "killer juice" we are referring to.

It is the mob mentality of these drinks that make them a threat to the rest of society.
It is the mob mentality of these drinks that make them a threat to the rest of society.

A Southlake woman reported finding shards of glass in her IZZE bottle of fruit juice. Central Market, where the drink was purchased, has ordered all IZZE drinks removed from its shelves while they and IZZE investigate. No word yet on whether other murderous fruit drinks will pick up where the blood-thirsty IZZE has left off.

UPDATE: After a Central Market investigation, it has been determined the shards of glass incident to be a one time event. IZZE has been put back on the Central Market shelves to the shock of the victim.



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