Wednesday, January 3, 2007
Dallas wants more residents to recycle
You're wearing a polar fleece jacket made out of a bunch of plastic water bottles that some fat dork slobbered all over, washing his mouth out from an over-seasoned plate of bourbon chicken at the mall food court, did you know that? You do now, because the city of Dallas has started a new recycling program.
And if you don't recycle, then you and I are going to wake up one day in a post-apocalyptic world run by killer robots made from slimy dog food cans, egg cartons and AAA batteries that come to life magically thanks to some crazy cyber-bio-trash evolution theory that no one will ever be able to explain because we'll be dead. And let me tell you this: I do not want to live in that world.
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boredkid, says:
Please tell me this was written by a 5th grader.
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Blair Lovern, says:
It was written by a 5th grader.
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Jeremy Dunck, says:
We are all ashes and dust.
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ADDISONBUD, says:
I would like to suggest a name change for this site, because I have yet to read any REAL news that wasn't cut and pasted from another site. I can not understand how these rather sophmoric editorial comments on news stories written by others (that I can only HOPE are meant to be humorous) can be called NEWS. Pegasus....maybe, NEWS....NOT. Maybe there is a reason you only have to be 14 year old to join this site...is that the target audience age?
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twisteddog, says:
Not true. That Clearview story was pretty goddamn newsy. And I found the google ad for scoliosis pain informative.
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ADDISONBUD, says:
Yeah...wasn't that Clearview headline LONGER than the actual story? I can't recall, my brain refuses to commit anything I read on here to memory.
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boredkid, says:
I just read this site to make my day more entertaining. Always nice to have a good laugh or 10.
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ADDISONBUD, says:
But do they realize you are laughing AT THEM, not with them?
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Mike Orren, says:
Whether you're here to be informed, entertained, or to heckle, we're just glad you're here. Enjoy on any level you choose.
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