Survivor 15 brings open casting call to Grand Prairie on Jan. 19

by Blair Lovern

CBS11 is hosting an open casting call for Survivor 15: Top Secret Location SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! on January 19 from 11 a.m. to 7 p.m. at the Bankston Dodge Superstore in Grand Prairie.

You need to be in excellent physical health to beat the crap out of people. And you need to be in top mental health, so when millions of viewers watch your punk ass get voted off the first week after doing something dumb and you have to go back to real life with everyone staring at you like you flubbed a field goal snap with a NFL Wild Card game on the line or something, you won't go on a killing spree. You need an iron constitution for this crap. Look - you are the next $1 million winner. You are not a loser, you are a winner. You need to go into this thing with a positive attitude. Everyone else sucks. You, my friend, do not suck. They suck. All of them. You are so damn incredible it makes everyone else want to puke.

According to the show, "The prize for this competition is $1,000,000, but this prize money will not come easily. Our competitors must be willing to commit to traveling and living in a remote location for approximately seven weeks."

Ah, yeah. Curb Your Enthusiasm tackled this issue a few years ago.

Regardless, check out the details and rules and all that stuff.

If you make the final cut (HAHAHA! Yeah right, sucker!) Dammit, I said think like a winner. If you make the final cut you will be filming sometime between June and August of this year, somewhere on planet earth.