Monday, January 29, 2007
Vulture that escaped from Dallas Zoo still on the loose! Fear for your lives!
Vulture vs. King Kong
Yes that's right, the white-back vulture that escaped from the Dallas Zoo is still on the loose. Zoo officials have launched a search team for the bird, but in the meantime beware. While zoo officials will tell you that you have nothing to worry about because vultures are not dangerous, I know better than that. Vultures are dangerous dangerous creatures, and I have video of a vulture fighting King Kong to prove it! Let us hope zoo officials can find this bird of terror before it can wreak havoc upon the citizens of North Texas.
Alan Cohen actually knows absolutely nothing about vultures
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