Roger Staubach has to fight off Arizona and now Indianapolis for the 2011 Super Bowl

by Blair Lovern

Roger Staubach is going to have to fight off Arizona and now Indianapolis for the 2011 Super Bowl.

If there were ever a time to invent a working lightsaber for a three-way fight, this is it.

Some unnamed, crazy-in-the-head estimators estimate whichever city wins will get $1 billion from hosting this. Others say it's just $300 lousy million. The Indianapolis Star predicts $262 million. Whatever it is, it has a lasting effect, as Jacksonville is seeing two years after it hosted Super Bowl XXXIX, for example.

Anyway, Indianapolis right now can only offer one team a place to practice. The Super Bowl people need a city to have two places. HAHA! Good luck, Hoosier suckers!

NFL team owners are expected to choose the 2011 location at their spring meeting May 21-23 in Nashville.

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Cooper Smith, says:

Love the photo choice! Which one would you say is Roger? Hopefully, not the guy with the mullet.

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Blair Lovern, says:

I think Darth Maul is the coolest looking one, but he's wiped out in that fight. I would classify him as Indianapolis, Arizona as Ben Kenobi because he's younger and (yes) Dallas as the mullet-loving Qui-Gon Jinn.

But Qui-Gon Jinn gets killed, too, leaving only Obi Wan to wander through three more movies (five if you count his spirit.)

I would like Dallas to get the Super Bowl, so this destroys my classifications. Is there a better way to do this?