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Wednesday, July 11, 2007

Kimberly-Clark division rolling out electronic toilet tissue dispenser

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Decisions, decisions.

Decisions, decisions.

This story about Kimberly-Clark Professional, a unit of Dallas-based Kimberly-Clark, introducing an "electronic toilet tissue dispenser" raises more questions than it answers.

First, it says that the product is aimed at the "$1 billion away-from-home toilet paper market". There's a market segment of toilet paper called "away from home"?

Then, the story quotes Richard Thorne, who is "director of the company's washroom business." (He gives the prices: $30 for the plastic version, $55 "if cased in stainless steel".) Huh, so Kimberly-Clark Professional has a "washroom business."

If the idea of an electronic toilet tissue dispenser seems unusual, consider that other aspects of the "away-from-home" bathroom experience are automated, including toilets that flush and paper towel machines that spit out a sheet when you wave your hand in front of it.

Like those devices, the electronic toilet tissue dispenser relies on motion sensors. When activated, a predetermined amount of toilet paper is automatically dispensed. So there's an interesting concept -- that they've determined an "average number of squares" per use.

Meanwhile, the company reassures that the machine isn't completely automated; it comes with "security features" in case of malfunction: an emergency feed button; a manual feed roller that allows the users to "pull" the roll if the motor breaks down or the batteries run out (It has batteries?); and a "rescue roll" in case you'd rather go old-school.

Posted by T.G.



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Stephanie Lopez says:

Love the pic for the story - is it from The Bone in Deep Ellum?

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twisteddog says:

Spent a lot of time in that one?

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kirk says:

These products clearly were invented by someone with too much umm time on his hands.

But your story is great, TG.

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Billusa99 says:

I briefly dated a K-C employee in New Milford, CT, "once upon a time in the east." So, I got to tour their major plant there. Pretty impressive seeing giant spinning/forming rolls of toilet paper, Kleenex, et al before they are cut. They were HUGE!

The way I see it, if these new eeeelektronik thingies have a USB port, WiFi and an iPod plug, they will rule the world of relaxation.

And SBUX will be quaking in their cups...

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Teresa Gubbins says:

<em>USA Today</em> <a href="http://www.usatoday.com/money/companies/2007-07-11-kimberlyclark-toiletpaper_N.htm">determined</a> that the average number of sheets is 5. it took "focus groups and years of internal research" for kimberly-clark to figure out. one other interesting statistic: Americans use twice as much TP as Europeans.

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David Gouldin says:

Based on my somewhat limited experience of public/pay toilets in Europe, I'm not surprised. If I had to squat in those conditions, a quick escape would certainly take precedence over thoroughness.

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aBray85 says:

I'm just glad at least someone is working diligently to make the American life a stress-free one. Who really has the patience to pull toilet paper off the roll anyways? I tip my hat to you, Kimberly-Clark Professional.

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Pavel Lishin says:

It's a very thin segment...

Also, if this thing works like the automatic paper towel dispensers, I'm going to end up waiting forever to get enough toilet paper. Maybe I'm doing it wrong, but those things dispense like one sheet a minute when I'm around.

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CastleHills says:

Yeah, well all these automatic dispensers were invented by men. Because men never need extra TP to wrap something USED up in. They don't need extra TP to play "grasp the string." And they don't need an extra paper towel to wipe a spot off clothing, or--god forbid--as a makeshift napkin. And I ain't talkin' dinner.

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