The Week in Review: Fresh from the Town Crier

by Mike Orren

PEGASUS NEWS WORLD HEADQUARTERS — We recently became aware of the noble quest of one Hansel von Quenzer, a local man with the simple and magnanimous dream of serving as the City of Dallas' official Town Crier. He hasn't had any luck yet, but we're hoping that Tom Leppert will put him at the top of the agenda when the City Council re-convenes.

In the meantime, if he can't serve the Third Estate, we're going to give him a chance to be the mouthpiece of the Fourth. In what we hope is a recurring feature, Hansel serves as Your Town Crier, bringing you the top news of the week.

Get more of the best of the week that was by registering for a Pegasus News account and opting in for our weekly recap and look at the best of the weekend's events.

Please let your Councilperson know that you want Hansel von Quenzer to be Your Town Crier.