America’s Got Talent auditions coming to Dallas

by Blair Lovern

America's Got Talent is coming to Dallas to see if some - ah - talent resides here. The show's new host, the talented (der duh) Jerry Springer, will be at the open call audition on March 31 at the Hilton Dallas Lincoln Centre. Auditions continue April 1.

You better be at least at the Bobby Badfingers level, or it's going to be a tough road to fame and riches and luxuries and Gulfstream 5s and Chopard, Super Ice Cube, 66.16 carat diamond watches and 50 pound bags of saffron to stuff in the closet for those special times. Here some stuff to read about the Dallas auditions.

Now go practice your talent, Bobby Wannabefingers.