Honchie attacked by Lazercat, caught on video

by PegNews wire

Cats on earth don't tend to be that nice either, but this crazy space kitty is a real jerk.

BREAKING NEWS: Various members of Honchie, a local band who this year won the International World Championship of Rock Music (IWCoRM), have been the target of multiple attacks from an evil, space feline with deathray-like capabilities, deviously named Lazercat. Remarkably, they were not only able to TWICE escape from the cat's deadly stare, but catch the attacks on video, which you can watch below.

Despite the name Lazercat, it is unknown at this time whether this killer is associated with another local band, Lazer, the previous IWCoRM winners. The spelling makes it very suspicious. We will keep you updated on new developments as they come.

In the meantime, please watch Honchie's heroics and be on the lookout for cats with eyes that glow at times other than just during the night, because at night is not all that weird. Lasers shooting out of cats eyes, on the other hand, is pretty atypical. To be on the safe side, just as a general rule, cats from outer space are to be avoided. Though cats on earth aren't always that nice either.

Posted by Erin

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