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Tuesday, May 1, 2007

Who is the sexiest politician in DFW?

Over the next few weeks the editorial staff here at Pegasus News will be putting together something that we like the call "DFW Conversational Curiosities." We'll be taking local water-cooler conversations and turning them into a competitive contest that will hold little pertinence to the daily lives of DFW residents and result in no increased stature for the winners.

Today's category: Who is the sexiest politician in the DFW area?

And the candidates are...

Sexy Politician #1 - Stuart Gillaspie

Stuart Gillaspie’s traditional button-down shirt and collar work well with his pasty white skin, and even match the sidewalks of his beloved Burleson community. Sporting the MacGuyver mullet, Gillaspie makes sure his political photos jump out at you with unnecessary 3-D shadowing. Though you might think he's squinting because the sun is in his eyes, he is in fact charming the pants off the camera with that famous “Gillaspie Glare.” (Yes, the camera has pants)

Sexy Politician #2 - Steve Terrell

Steve Terrell – “Oh the hair!” cry the coeds around Allen. Yes, his coif forms a perfect orb that scientists would be wise to calibrate their compasses to. But his sweet ‘stache, meanwhile, keeps him looking ten years younger thanks to the “Just For Men” 5 minute miracle formula. Terrell's fluffy yet impenetrable political persona has kept the Allen Mayor’s office too sexy to be messed with.

Sexy Politician #3 - Angela Hunt

The District 14 Diva: need we say more? Her outstanding posture makes this lady in red a truly stand-up politician (wah wah!). It’s easy to see why Laura Miller feels threatened by this black-haired vixen.

Sexy Politician #4 - Carter Burdette

Carter “Crazy Eyes” Burdette has that bad boy appeal that makes all the Fort Worth cowgirls squeal “YEE-HAW!” His globe-ular noggin takes in just enough energy from the sun to keep him running - running all night long. The dapper blue and gold tie makes this “Gorbachov-without-the-splotch” candidate a trendsetter among the Fort Worth fashion elite.

Sexy Politician #5 - Don Hill

The first thing you notice about Don Hill is his uncanny resemblance to Mr. T. And let's face it, who doesn't think Mr. T is sexy? B.A. Baracus steamed up the A-Team screens for almost a decade (Editors Note: "Almost a decade" sounds better than "only 3 years"). Thus, the only real question as to Hill's hot-factor is how closely he resembles the man that once beat Rocky Balboa.

OK, now you have our take - let the voting begin!

Who is the sexiest politician in the DFW area?

See the results without voting »

Did we forget someone? Let us know what you think of our choices? If there are other categories that you'd like to see on DFW Conversational Curiosities, email us.



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WhitneyTM, says:

Is it part of the joke that the poll thing doesn't work?

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Alan Cohen, says:

Hey Whitney, sorry the poll was busted for a few minutes, but we've fixed it now. Sorry bout that, but definitely try again.

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Lisa Lawrence Merritt, says:

Don Hill as Mr.T... LMFAO!!!!!

And as to the morphing of Laura Miller: that is god awful!!!! Looks like she should be in one of the drag queen shows over on Oak Lawn.

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