Chuck Norris to visit Lancaster ISD KICKSTART students

by PegNews wire

Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the possibility of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.

Men, hide your women, and women, hide your children: Chuck Norris is coming to town. Over 400 Lancaster Middle School students who participate in KICKSTART, an anti-drugs martial arts program started by Norris, will receive belts in a ceremony on Wednesday, Dec. 12. Norris will be in attendance as the Grand Master of the ceremony. The ceremony will take place from 7:00-9:00 p.m. at The Coliseum at Lancaster High School, 200 East Wintergreen Road in Lancaster.

Thank goodness they didn't wait to schedule this ceremony for April 1: Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Chuck Norris. However, Norris will probably get nostalgic being at a high school, since once, on a high school math test, Chuck Norris put down "Violence" as every one of the answers. He got an A+ on the test because Chuck Norris solves all his problems with violence.

Source: Lancaster ISD

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interestedcitizen, says:

Wait a minute. I thought we didn't have enough money to fund Karate for sixth graders. Are sixth graders taking karate, after all? The Supt. said during budget sessions that the LISD, as a cost cutting measure would have to cut out karate for sixth graders.

Are we serious about academics or what?