Thursday, November 29, 2007
Thieves make off with $100,000 worth of beer
The thieves stole so much beer that they decided to go hot tubbing in it.
Methinks there's going to be one hell of a college party coming up this weekend: Dallas police are reporting that a semi truck loaded with $100,000 worth of beer was stolen from a truck stop off South Lancaster near Interstate 20 Wednesday.
Should be easy enough to catch the crooks -- they'll be the ones puking into the truck full of toilets they stole next.
Posted by Alex B.
FoodCzar, says:
The Dallas Police need to make like Hansel and Gretel and follow the trail of empty cans straight to the thieves. I hope it doesn't lead them to Pegasus World Headquarters!
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Scott Doyle, says:
Anybody know what manufacturer/distributor this was?
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FoodCzar, says:
I know how to solve this dastardly crime: Be on the lookout for anyone having a big-screen HDTV and a large pepperoni pizza delivered to their house!
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Chad Jones, says:
<img src="http://media.pegasusnews.com/img/photos/2007/07/05/beer_belly_sweet_jesus.jpg">
Suspect apprehended.
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