Monday, April 14, 2008
Starbucks stores introducing tiny “splash stick” to plug hole in to-go containers
Starbucks stores have "quietly" unrolled a new perk that's in direct response to a consumer request on its new social-networking customer-service site: Splash sticks. Some moronsconsumers didn't like it when they got to-go cups and the beverage leaked out of the little hole up top that you're supposed to sip out of. So now you get the cup, the lid, and a tiny adorable plug to poke into the lid to keep all that splash activity down. All you need now are a little pair of fingers to put the plug into the lid! And then maybe a little arm to attach to the fingers. While you are at it, perhaps a torso, neck, and head, and last-but-not-least a tiny brain, just the thing for those who get irritated about liquid splashing out of the top of their to-go container.
The new splash sticks are in the shape of Starbucks' trademark mermaid, so they're totally collectible, or at least they would be if they weren't about to be manufactured en masse. Anyway, for those random naysayers who criticized MyStarbucksIdea.com as just marketeering, look who's wrong now.
Posted by T.G.
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John McClelland, says:
I've always thought of the lid as what prevented the splashing. You learn something new every day in Dallas.
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Donna Chen, says:
Wow, and to think they probably patented the idea...
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Erin Rice, says:
Isn't there already some controversy regarding whether Starbucks cups can be recycled by most waste management companies because of the Polyethylene coating on them? What an incredible waste to now put these stupid little plastic stoppers in there.
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Teresa Gubbins, says:
hnh. erin, am i wrong or has starbucks updated its "mermaid" image? i don't recall her having a SHELL BRA
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Peter Stawicki, says:
A. As my personal economic outlook has followed that of the current stock market (Not in a good way) I have to say - Starbucks??? They are still in business?? 7-11 has been getting my coffee business these days.
B. As a person who has one to many coffee stains from the first little "blip" that pops out of that drink hole the first moment you get the Americano anywhere near your perfectly laundered clothing - I have to say Kudos! A great idea.
C. As a person who will likely return to Starbucks when my own economic downturn returns to become an upturn I have to say - Am I going to be looking at a rise in my daily cost because of that cork?? If so I will continue to just hold a napkin over the spout like I have been doing for many a year.
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jmikec, says:
White Rock Coffee on NW Highway at Ferndale (or close enough) has been doing this for some time. Good thing Starbucks finally caught up.
Just one more reason to keep supporting a locally owned business rather than a mega-chain.
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Mike Orren, says:
Agreed, jmikec, although I for one don't like the splash sticks regardless of their provenance.
Lots of local coffee shops here:
http://www.pegasusnews.com/places/cof...
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DC, says:
Did they take out an insurance policy on these things to be prepared for the lawsuit when some moron chokes on it?
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Scott Doyle, says:
I can't wait for ruined lives to be blamed on the stick.
"I used the stick to keep my white shirt clean as I drove to an important meeting, but while directing my attention to removing it I rear-ended this jerk with the audacity to stop at red lights..missed my meeting...company's going under because of it, and IT'S ALL STARBUCKS' FAULT!"
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DC, says:
You can only fight natural selection so much.
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Alex Bentley, says:
Did someone say <a href="http://www.pegasusnews.com/news/2008/apr/18/movie-review-expelled-no-intelligence-allowed/">natural selection</a>?
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EdWeirdness, says:
Dunkin Do cups have this cool little fold over flap. It's not collectable, but seems as biodegradeable as the rest of the cup. Lets face it, people who rely on Starbucks are simply trying to justify spending the better part of a sawbuck just to get their bowels moving.
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SallyT, says:
I think it is very narrow minded and rude to assume that just because you have no use for a splash stick, nobody does. I was on crutches for 9 weeks, and the splash stick was unveiled on week seven. I needed both hands to maneuver my crutches so there were none free to hold coffee. I spent the initial 7 weeks watching wet coffees dissolve paper bags and crash to the floor (yes this happened) and sadly leaving half full cups behind in cabs because I had broken the flat top lid, and couldn't securely reassemble it and put it back in the bag to be carried. When the splash stick was unveiled, I yelled Eureka out loud. I'm sure there are many people out there, pushing strollers, walking with canes and holding umbrellas that are very happy about this invention.
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