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Tuesday, August 12, 2008 , Updated

Dallas Diocese warns public to watch out for fake bishop

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If she spits pea soup all over me I'm gonna have to charge you for the dry cleaning of my robes.

If she spits pea soup all over me I'm gonna have to charge you for the dry cleaning of my robes.

The Dallas Roman Catholic Diocese is warning the public of a fake bishop that is charging people per sacrament performed, which the church always provides for free. Bishop Kevin Ferrell was tipped off to the man by the Archbishop of Acapulco who said the faker was operating in Dallas.

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Rick Yost, says:

And the difference between this guy and the other fakes in organized religion is...???

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Bill Holston, says:

Your point is that every leader in organized religion is a fake?

I realize you have no belief in religion, but surely you do not believe every leader in a church is a fake?

You seem to be a very reasonable and fun person, I just think you state your opinions about religion in an particularly provocative fashion.

I guess once again I take the bait.

I'll be having a Guiness with a friend who is a church leader in about 15 minutes. I assure you there's nothing fake about this guy.

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Scott Doyle, says:

I hope you buy his beers to keep baby Jesus from crying.

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Rick Yost, says:

Hey Bill- how you doin'?

Provocative? Bill...don't get me started. It's not a pretty sight.

"Cheers!"

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Bill Holston, says:

Doing fine. Thanks for asking.

Friends all said thanks for encouraging me to buy. the Guiness was cold and the Portebello Mushrooms at the Old Monk were quite good.

As far as I know, nobody was crying.

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Scott Doyle, says:

Well if you bought his beer and food, of course baby Jesus won't cry. Duh.

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Jason Rice, says:

Rick -- "Provocative? Moi?"

Man, one of these days I'm gonna catch you in the back of the Pearl with your little Virgin Mary shrine disguised as a keg and I'm gonna plaster the night-vision-camera photos across Peg's front page.

You're not foolin' anybody, ya know.

;o)

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Rick Yost, says:

Yeah, well just don't try to catch me on a Sunday. I'm usually exhausted from cleaning up the mess from Saturday night.
After everyone's gone, I don my Satanic robe, put on my 3D glasses, light the incense, mix me an industrial strength Margarita, crank up the Bloodrock CD on the sound system, and slaughter a sacrificial goat, lamb, yak, or calico- whatever is available, while I chant,"Klaatu barada nikto!"

Now that's entertainment!

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Jason Rice, says:

I knew you were a Seventh Day Adventist with a twist of lime!

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