Sunday, December 28, 2008

Stone-Cold NFL Peglocks of the Week: Wrestling Edition

By Mike Bullock , Chris Curotolo , Todd Maternowski , Justin Smith

It's playoff crunch time in the football season again, and that can only mean one thing: 110% accurate predictions by our savvy staff of professional prognosticators. Our historical record cannot be denied: Pegasus News' panel of vastly overpaid NFL experts --Justin Smith, Chris Curotolo, Mike Bullock and Todd Maternowski-- has proven time and time again that this publication is the only one you, the professional sports gambler, will ever need.

This season, we have invited a weekly panel of celebrity seers to join in spirited debate over the Game of the Week. The panel will change every week: this week features regular Pegnews contributors The Undertaker, Mantaur, Ric 'Nature Boy' Flair and The Iron Shiek, as communicated to their flopsweat boy Todd. They will offer their expert commentary on the smashtastic Week 17 cagematch between the New England Patriots and the Buffalo Bills.

Click on the pics an enter a world of pain, brother!

The Undertaker: "It may come as a surprise to you to know that the City of Buffalo has a special place in my cold, dark heart. Whether it's Scott Norwood missing a chip shot wide right, Brett Hull scoring in triple overtime or Kevin Dyson taking it to the house, the Caverns of the Undead are filled with waves of sorrow whenever Bills fans' hearts are crushed. It gives me tremendous pleasure to pick the winner of this game: on a blocked field goal in the final minute, the Patriots will return the kick for a touchdown and win with no time left remaining on the clock. The Undertaker has spoken."

Mantaur: "MOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"

Rick Flair: "WHOOOOOOOOOO!!!"

The Iron Shiek: "The American Patriotic Pig-Dogs of New England will be destroyed by the hairy animal-men of Buffalo! Long live Allah!!"

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