Pavel Lishin Verified

Thank god I'm never well dressed.

9 months, 4 weeks ago ( Link to this comment | Suggest removal )

Scott Doyle Verified

What's offensive about it? Unless you were one of the dudes...I'm confused.

And I seem to recall you being an asian woman. At least, that's in my head from an immigration discussion awhile back - a story about you being mistaken for a mexican on a trip with friends, etc. I tried finding it, but christ there's a lot of immigration articles on this site. And your 500 comments (on the dot as of now, btw) proved too much to sift through. However, you write a ridiculous amount of long restaurant reviews - kudos.

Suffice it to say, my confused state only grew stronger in my efforts to clear things up.

9 months, 4 weeks ago ( Link to this comment | Suggest removal )

Pavel Lishin Verified

I wonder if the sexual favors actually take place before the robbery, or if they just offer the sexual favors, drug you, and rob you.

Because if sexual favors do, in fact, occur, it's time for me to buy a nice suit, a fake Rolex, and start going out to trendy bars and pretending to be rich.

I hope they don't stab me once they realize that the only thing I have in my wallet is a driver's license, a library card, and a coupon for a free round of Putt Putt Mini-Golf for two.

9 months, 4 weeks ago ( Link to this comment | Suggest removal )

Scott Doyle Verified

Another lost his wallet while inside a car with his pants around his ankles.

Sounds to me like someone was sexually occupado at the time of the robbery. Maybe they start, and when you pass out from the Mickey they take pics and laugh at you as they walk out with your valuables.

Anyways, I never understood why guys wear watches that cost thousands of dollars. In an age when pretty much everybody has a cell phone (doubles as a clock!), it's more excessive than ever. I recognize the superiority complex, but christ.

I feel as bad for them as I did for the moron sporting a $350k ring (I'm still confident that was insurance fraud).

9 months, 4 weeks ago ( Link to this comment | Suggest removal )

Pavel Lishin Verified

Having seen "rbrt"'s comment before it was (rightfully) deleted: Please. If you're gonna be hatin', at least spell your hate properly.

Also, even correcting for that, the comment made zero sense.

9 months, 3 weeks ago ( Link to this comment | Suggest removal )