Pavel Lishin Verified

This calls for a celebration. Anyone up for pizza? Burgers? Both?

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Scott Doyle Verified

What does air quality have to do with being fat?

Needs more fidgeting, btw.

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Scott Doyle Verified

Well, krld is blocked from my work PC. And googling is too much effort (I'm busy fidgeting).

I maintain that people need to get their fidget on, regardless.

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Lisa Lawrence Merritt Verified

Let's see.... there are three types of guys in Dallas: Douche, Mushroom, Gay

The fat guys fall into the Mushroom category. They even look like mushrooms with those over-sized shirts to cover the muffin top!

(Now begins the stereotyping of the Dallas women...)

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Pavel Lishin Verified

Great, I'm a douche. Beats the Mushroom alternative, though, and I guess I prayed the gay away in the womb or something.

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Scott Doyle Verified

Pavel, what are you blabbering about? We've been through this.

Ting, that hurts. Just cause a guy's not fat and/or gay he's a douche? So harsh.

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Lisa Lawrence Merritt Verified

Scott:

If you attend Jesuit, SMU, live in Uptown or the Hollow or are a 30k Millionaire, strong chances that you are a Douche.

Luniz:

There is hope, it's called a gym.

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Pavel Lishin Verified

Fun fact: Most transvestites are not actually gay.

And I wonder what happened in Ting's life that caused her to sort all men in those three categories. I bet it involved 1. Booze, 2. A family reunion, and 3. a ladle.

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Pavel Lishin Verified

Do not move to Tyler.

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Scott Doyle Verified

ting:

I don't attend anything of religious nature if I can avoid it, I don't live anywhere near Uptown (Preston Hollow is kinda close, presuming that's the Hollow you reference...but I certainly don't live in it), and 30k is an absolute insult. Not to mention, I basically live off what I did when I put myself through school and save the difference.

Oh, and I'm not a fatty or a gay.

But thanks for lumping me in with your amazingly stereotyped douche crowd. May you forever be cursed with their company for doing so!

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Scott Doyle Verified

Oh, if you're sweating the SMU thing, I double-majored at UNT. But for the record, I'd have happily gone to SMU on someone else's dime.

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Scott Doyle Verified

luniz, just read the KRLD article since I'm at home and it's not blocked...considering it also doesn't mention anything but the fatty list, I'd still be confused if it weren't for you. You're a gentleman and a scholar (and any other generic kudos that might apply).

Such is the nature of a site which basically aggregates local news, I guess. Especially when the source itself is a one-off. =p

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