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Friday, January 25, 2008 , Updated

Matt “the Cat” Hillyer of Eleven Hundred Springs will serenade your sweetie for Valentine’s

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Madonna's." class="gallery">A Matt Hillyer singing telegram is guaranteed to be 73% less frightening than <a href="http://www.imdb.com/gallery/ss/0112541/Ss/0112541/6.html?path=gallery&path_key=0112541">Madonna's</a>.

A Matt Hillyer singing telegram is guaranteed to be 73% less frightening than Madonna's.

If you're into the alternative Valentine's Day gift, Matt "the Cat" Hillyer of Eleven Hundred Springs has an interesting proposal.

For $29.99 you can get him to call your sweetheart and sing her a love song. Not flashy enough? Shell out $99.99 and he'll sing to her in person. Still need more? How about a song in person and a dozen roses? It'll cost you $179.99, but you'll be guaranteed to get laid. You think for $279.99 he'll go dressed as a half-naked cupid? Worth asking, I would think.

Check out our deals section for details on how to set up a your love session with "the Cat."

Posted by Erin



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