Alcohollica gets new singer, takes time out from drinking to blog about it

by PegNews wire

If you think the title seems rude, you need to read the local Metallica cover band Alcohollica's blog post first:

We have a new singer!!!

His name is Todd Pack..and he is fucking amazing!!! Read our page for more info..blogs are boring...besides..they interfere with our drinking.

Ok, so I will check out the main page for more information, just one second:

Todd Pack

...Lead vocals. He is also the vocalist for a Iron Maiden/Judas Priest combination tribute band called Iron Priest! Check out their Myspace in our top friends and add em up and catch em live! He is the new guy at the moment so we stil have to break him in "Alcohollica" style...Maybe we should tell him to bring a extra liver lol!!

Well, yeah, ok. So, after I searched through the unbelievably cluttered MySpace page, that's not much information. But they say to check out his other page, maybe there's more information there...

... crickets chirping

No.

Well, Alcohollica has a new lead singer.

There you go.

Posted by Erin