MUFON radar evaluations show UFOs aimed at Bush’s Crawford ranch

by John P. Meyer

Screen grab from the MUFON report

The Mutual UFO Network has released its findings concerning FAA radar records recorded at the time of some of the sightings of unidentified aerial objects seen during the recent Stephenville/Dublin flap. (See link marked "Stephenville Radar Report" at left margin on the MUFON home page.)

Of particular interest is a Jan. 8 radar track, which shows one of the objects making a beeline for President Bush's Crawford ranch. The object's radar signature was apparently detectable for more than an hour, indicating that whatever it was was in no hurry to get where it was going. Maybe just taking in the sights or tweaking the warp drives or some such.

There's only one thing to be said about this revelation, and this isn't it: thank God they failed to kidnap our commander in chief.

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Our reptilian vice-overlord forgot to turn on the cloak; it's hard to remember those tricky details when your Human Body Containment Unit got shipped with a faulty fluid pump.

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So do you think it's worth investing in some navigation assistance? Big yellow arrows etched into farmland? A dilithium crystal filling station near Crawford?

I'm up for anything, here.