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Fort Worth woman arrested for beating estranged husband with meat tenderizer

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Meat tenderizer, good for making a tough steak more tender and for persuading your ex-husband to <em>listen to me when I'm talking to you</em>.

Meat tenderizer, good for making a tough steak more tender and for persuading your ex-husband to listen to me when I'm talking to you.

Danielle D. Chastain, 31, of Mansfield, is accused of beating her estranged husband Jason Hollenshead with a meat tenderizer.

The couple, who are in the middle of getting a divorce, were arguing early Wednesday morning. So you can see where the meat tenderizer might come into play. She fled the scene and police found the husband sporting bruises with the distinct waffle-like marks of a meat tenderizer. She also bit him. Maybe she thought he was a piece of steak.

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jtmbls says:

What I want to know is, did it work? Did she get her way? Is the husband now falling in line? Is this a valuable communication tool? Should I add this item to my shopping list as I search for the future Mr. me?

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Alex Bentley says:

Beware, <a href="http://www.pegasusnews.com/news/2008/jul/15/dallas-lawyer-foils-prisoners-courthouse-escape-at/">Peter Schulte</a>, beware.

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Scott Doyle says:

What I want to know is whether future Mr. You would put up with such nonsense or grow a pair and put you in your place, jtm?

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jtmbls says:

Hmm…Tenderloins…

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Scott Doyle says:

If you didn't catch on, 'your place' being the kitchen where you got the tenderizer so you could rustle up some grub. Posthaste.

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Jason Rice says:

Wow - Scott is feelin' his oats today.

What kinda supplements you on, bud? I don't think I'd taunt that filly were I you.

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Scott Doyle says:

If you want full disclosure...I'm pretty bored at work this afternoon. Figured I'd bait jtm into a flame-war to pass the time.

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jtmbls says:

So...You're just using me? Is THAT what you're saying???

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Scott Doyle says:

It's not you, it's me. Can't we just be friends?

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Jason Rice says:

Scott, um this falls dangerously close to the "does this outfit make me look fat?" vein of things.

Nice counter. You may live to fight again.

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jtmbls says:

Hold on...I think I at least have a plastic fork in my desk drawer...

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Scott Doyle says:

I hope it's a spork.

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Lisa Lawrence Merritt says:

I prefer a cast iron skillet. Meat tenderizers are for amateurs.

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jtmbls says:

Oh yeah! I should get one of those too!!!

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Pavel Lishin says:

To keep in your desk at work?

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jtmbls says:

No, for my kitchen. In case my future ex-husband(s) start to act up.

Maybe I will buy an extra set to keep at work, now that you mention it.

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momzilla says:

Hmm... not sure I'd want to risk cracking my seventy year-old heirloom iron skillet on my husband's hard head. Its seasoning has it more nonstick than any teflon ever made. In a fire, that's probably one of the first things I'd grab to save.

It's a more effective threat to my husband that I'll send him home to his mother's cooking anyway.

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Susan Thornton says:

I divorced my husband because he scrubbed my heirloom cast iron skillet with soap. It was a long, difficult process, but it's properly seasoned again.

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kmg says:

I bet that guy wishes he would have kept his mouth shut so he could have had his steak dinner instead of a beating! It's never a good idea to mess with anyone preparing your food.

jtmbls, go ahead and add some "special spice" to your grocery/weapon list.

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