Tuesday, March 11, 2008 , Updated
U.S. Bowling Congress headquarters moving to Arlington
All Milwaukeeans can do now is cry into their beer. Their gallons and gallons of delicious, cold beer.
In a crushing blow to the beer-swilling citizens of Milwaukee, the United States Bowling Congress has decided to move its headquarters from that Wisconsin burg to Arlington. The betrayal of Milwaukee's trust and goodwill move will officially take place later this year.
The move will also help the U.S.B.C. team up with the Arlington-based Bowling Proprietors' Association of America to build a sure-to-be spectacular $14 million international bowling center. Does that mean you can go to other countries from that bowling center? Or just that it'll be so huge that it'll reach to Mexico? Either way, it sounds freakin' awesome.
Posted by Alex B.
pnewsgal, says:
First the Cowboys stadium, now THIS...we must be livin' right.
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pnewsgal, says:
...with the water sich-i-ashun as it is, mo' beer would be bettah ;P
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Pavel Lishin, says:
I think that the pharmaceutical in the water must have been Prozac. "Gee, I feel so happy here in Arlington!"
Maybe they added a dash of Viagra, too. "There's something about this town... that just feels right."
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Scott Doyle, says:
Whoever placed The Jesus on the business page headlining this story, thank you.
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