It's football season again, and that can only mean one thing: 100% accurate predictions by our sage staff of professional prognosticators. Our historical record cannot be denied: Pegasus News' panel of overpaid NFL experts --Justin Smith, Chris Curotolo, Mike Bullock and Todd Maternowski-- has proven time and time again that this publication is the only one you, the professional sports gambler, will ever need.
This season, we have invited a weekly panel of celebrity seers to join in spirited debate over the Game of the Week. The panel will change every week: this week features regular Pegnews contributors Sho'nuff (as told via his kung-fu fightin' bodyguard Justin) and Isaac Hayes (confided to fellow Scientologist and White Moses of Soul Todd). They will offer their expert commentary on the prophylactic Week 8 clash between the Washington Redskins and the Detroit Lions.
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Sho'Nuff: "Who does that mother over there think he is? Dolemite Jenkins with his nappy ass blonde curls and his gay-ass dance moves. Let me be clear! Let me clear my throat! The baddest block of Detroit, a hood so thuggified it makes Chocolate City look Danny Tanner's porno collection, is gonna destroy that Dolemite and his tricked dick, played out, and skeezed up hoes he calls his Washington bitches. Chocolate city ain't fit enough clean my samarai blade, let alone walk on the field with these badasssssssss......mother's of divine power. Who's the baddest?! Sho'nuff! Who's the prettiest?! Sho'nuff!"
John Shaft: "Who's the little whiny prick that's a hex machine to the Skins?
Dan!
Daaaaamn right.
Who is the man, who would flush his coach down a toilet can?
Dan!
Can you dig it?
You see, that cat Dan is a bad mouthin--
Shut yo' mouth!
I'm talkin' 'bout Dan!
We can dig it!
He's a tiny little man, but no one understands him but his woman...
Joe Gibbs
