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President Bush’s Dallas home to have mountain views, says NYC paper

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Maybe Adams got confused by the Dallas Divide in Colorado.

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Maybe Adams got confused by the Dallas Divide in Colorado.

Proving that New Yorkers don't know a mountain from a mole hill, New York Post gossip columnist Cindy Adams is reporting that President George W. Bush is looking to buy his new home in "a town outside Dallas called Preston Hollow," where the homes "come with horse stables, lake views, mountain views, golf club views."

Interesting, since Preston Hollow is smack dab in the middle of Dallas, is miles away from any golf courses and lakes, and has about as much of a mountain view as I do in Plano. It's called the internet, Cindy -- might want to use it sometime.

Posted by Alex B.



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Pavel Lishin says:

Fun fact for any New Yorkers who might be reading this - yes, we do ride our horses to work!

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ch0 says:

What makes you think he won't have his own mountain range put in?

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Jason Rice says:

Alex, a media that hasn't asked any searing questions of these yoyos in two full terms is going to claw past the front cover of the Chamber of Commerce marketing brochure?

Your optimism is almost touching. ;o)

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kevinh says:

Please email me if you use the New York Post as a news source. My cousin, the Nigerian banker, would like to talk to you.

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Pavel Lishin says:

KevinH: Could you give him a call for me? I sent him the $500 processing fee, but he still hasn't deposited the $21 million dollars into my account. I'm really worried about his sister, the deposed Princess, and fear that she may have had to go through with the forced marriage to the King. :(

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Brad LaRock says:

NEW YORK CITY??? Send her the salsa, tell her that Tom Mix is from another era and that Tonto means stupid in spanglish.

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Travis Bush says:

Yeah and we all live on ranches. I wish he would move somewhere with a view of the mountains..that would probably mean he wouldn't be in Texas anymore. Alas, his library will no doubt anchor him here for even longer.

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Lisa Lawrence Merritt says:

The NY Post description of Preston Hollow sounds exactly like The Simpson's own hometown of Springfield.

Doh!

<a href="http://media.photobucket.com/image/homer%20simpson/voncram/homer_simpson.gif?o=260" target="_blank"><img src="http://i241.photobucket.com/albums/ff269/voncram/homer_simpson.gif"></a>

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John McClelland says:

Except Springfield is smart and has a nuclear plant.

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Rick Yost says:

That's nucular!

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Clay213 says:

People are always saying Dallas wants to be New York..

http://maps.google.com/maps?hl=en&amp...

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Jason Rice says:

Nice Clay - that would explain the mountain view.

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