Wednesday, April 1, 2009 , Updated
Clothing-optional loft apartment complex coming to Fort Worth
Rendering of the proposed Bareview at Fairmount Place.
For everyone who ever wondered, "Why can't I just be naked all the time?," Fort Worth will soon bring you their first clothing-optional loft apartment complex. The Bareview (ha!) at Fairmount Place will feature a 10-foot privacy fence (thwarting the looky-loos), pool (natch), sand volleyball courts (watch out for the bad bounce), and a game room complete with flat screen TVs and Nintendo Wiis ('cause naked + Wii Fit is a perfect match).
There will even be restaurants in the building that will deliver so residents don't have to put on clothes to get food. Sigh...I know what a drag it is for me to get dressed to go out to eat.
Posted by Alex B.
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Pavel Lishin, says:
I wonder how many people will move in, thinking it's a great idea, and move out after a month after being appalled at how disgusting their neighbors look after taking off their clothes.
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alexander troup, says:
Too many Pavel..., which is why the Metroplex now has a 9 year reputation as the Rasputin of Las Vegas....easy they come and hard they have to go...Teflon life in these innner cities, in these 21st Century decades...A/T, Use butter on your teflon if you want to stick...
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jtmbls, says:
O-M-G!! Wait, is Wii the one that has Guitar Hero? Are those straps adjustable?
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jtmbls, says:
No AT, no! Naked sticking is BAD sticking!
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alexander troup, says:
Settle down monkey bean, taking all of those animal prozacks,....you might endanger the human population...naked people leave without a shirt when they loose at Vegas...To drive to any recession proff city is going to be a gamble these days....A/T, ...when the chips are up, the chimp may go wild....
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fortworthology, says:
Needless to say, this is an April Fools gag. Eddie approached me about doing an April 1st announcement of a clothing-optional loft development and gave a few fake details. I took it and whipped up the post - the location at Fairmount & Magnolia was my idea, the content was my creation, and the rendering is, of course, not a depiction of anything being built on that lot. The building is actually the Enso Lofts in Portland, Oregon:
http://www.myhregroup.com/portfolio_i...
I picked it because the rendering was vague enough to pass for the Magnolia & Fairmount lot and because it was a style of design that I knew Fairmount would just love to have going up next to some bungalows. :)
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alexander troup, says:
A gag,...... Great you Ft Worth folks are more alive then these Dallas folks today...what A bore they have become...thanks...I am still going naked if I loose my condo...A/T, April is filled with gags..
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Collin Gouldin, says:
jtmbls.... all the major platforms now have guitar hero. Including OSX.
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alexander troup, says:
What a day...filled with gags and gifts..
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pabloindallas, says:
Troup, when you and Pavel swallowed the (obvious) hook on this one, it spoke volumes.
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Scott Doyle, says:
Like a retard who can't judge the sound of its voice?
4/1 is an internet catastrophe, imo.
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Jesus Valadez, says:
If only it were true, I would love to walk around pant less.
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Jason Rice, says:
Confession - I fell for it too - just too busy with a show tomorrow to comment till now.
Beautifully done.
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Pavel Lishin, says:
Nobody's stopping you, Jesus. That's why Tesla invented living rooms.
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jtmbls, says:
Well, that is a relief! I was just watching a couple of people playing Wii last night and all I could think was I’m so glad they’re not naked!
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alexander troup, says:
Well some of us suckers can become Professional suckers one day, HEY....Pabloindallas.....,Us fools do know how to enjoy life.............hey Jesus, April fool buddy....A/T, One of the original three blind mice...say monkey bean when are you going to get your head fixed, you were in on this..
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